your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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