If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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