Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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