Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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