their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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