if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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