haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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