I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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