UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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