im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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