me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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