Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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