i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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