if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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