Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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