I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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