i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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