I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I could fuck to npr.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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