So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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