i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
should my penis look like a turkey
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Are we still banned from the library?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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