After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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