Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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