Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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