Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Randomize
