after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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