I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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