For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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