This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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