I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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