I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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