Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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