Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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