If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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