Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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