PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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