there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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