Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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