He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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