false alarm. still invincible.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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