nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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