I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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