dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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