We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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