i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
