she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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