So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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