Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i dont even know how to be here
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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