Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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