You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I have fence marks all over my body
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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