dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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