fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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