You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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