Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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