1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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